.this is what happens...

...when your little cousin won't stop playing Miley Cyrus' 7 Things. As you all know, I'm on team Demi and team Selena, so I got this little thing just for Miley. Please feel free to read and comment. It's to the tune of Miley Cyrus' 7 Things. And the moment Nickie gets the tabs for it, I'm recoding it and it goes on youtube. Who knows - I might just be the next Weird Al... Anyway, enjoy.

I probably shouldn't say this,

But I think I should convey,

That I wonder why she exists,

In the music biz today,

She’s not awesome, please just toss her,

Right in the garbage for me, I don’t care.

And now I’m standing in the mall,

And all I hear is that same old song,

So you should hear, my dear...

The many things I hate about you,

The many things I hate about you, oh you.

Your age,

Your fame,

You're far from poor,

Disney made you a star,

You made kids laugh, I don’t know why,

Your merchandise, they always buy,

My ears, they bleed when you sing out loud,

Just know it hurts,

I’m wishing that you would just go,

And the biggest thing I hate the most about you,

I’m jealous of you.

The reason that you’re famous - cause your dad is Billy Ray,

Wouldn’t be so bad if you weren’t on TV every day,

You’re the queen but at eighteen,

Let's just face it, you’ll be unseen,

Let's be clear,

Oh you’re not coming back,

You’re on my last nerve here .

The many things I hate about you,

Your age,

Your fame,

You're far from poor,

Disney made you a star,

You made kids laugh, I don’t know why,

Your merchandise, they always buy,

My ears, they bleed when you sing out loud,

Just know it hurts,

I’m wishing that you would just go,

And the biggest thing I hate the most about you,

I’m jealous of you.

I know I just repeated,

The main things I don’t like,

I probably should mention the others things I spite...

The other things I hate about you,

Your songs,

Online,

When kids make signs,

Can I please get euthanized?

Your show is bad, it makes me cry,

Your merchandise, kids always buy,

Your songs, I find - they will end mankind,

Nothing's alright,

I want the songs that I used to love,

Still, the biggest thing I hate the most about you,

I’m jealous of you.

Oh, and people? I'm not jealous cause she's a porn star. I'm jealous cause she's famous. And rich. If I had half the cash she does, I'd be stalking Amelie. Jesus.

Oh. and Viva Dirtnote!