Wednesday, October 29, 2008

--dear mademoiselle amelie 04

Dear Mademoiselle Amelie,

The Bible tells that to love your lips, your locks, your skin, your eyes, your hands, to love your essence, too, is evil and is a sin for me and that such love must lead to hell. Well, I wanna get me burned by its flame!

P.S. Maybe today is the opportunity?

<3 Steph

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

.dead but breathing.

Well it finally had to end this bitter way,
You had no more life to give,
No matter what you said,
And I worried every night,
And slept all day,
I was lying to myself,
Pretending to be someone else.
You loved me so,

But it's over,
Just let me go,
We're going nowhere,
I feel like I'm dead but breathing,
I know because my heart is beating,
Just let me go,

Cause it's over.

So you tried to work it out and get some help,
You'd been fooling everyone,
But I knew what was going on,
I couldn't hold your hand through that again,
We keep lying to ourselves,
Pretending to be something else.

You loved me so,
But it's over,
Just let me go,
We're going nowhere,
I feel like I'm dead but breathing,
I know because my heart is beating,
Just let me go.

I'm angry that you couldn't stay,
To fill my empty space,
But it's alright,
I'll be fine,
I know that you'll be better off,
In a different place,
It's alright,
You'll be fine.

You loved me so,
But it's over,
Just let me go.

I feel like I'm dead but breathing,
I know because my heart is beating,
You loved me so,
But it's over,
Just let me go,
We're going under,
I feel like I'm dead but breathing,
I know because my heart is beating,
Just let me go,
Cause it's over.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Bunwoman's tag

1. What is the relationship of you and her?
She's the Nazi who, when she was in form 1, pulled this guy back into the line (it was really funny) and I laughed my ass off. She looked at me as if I was nuts when I shook her hand for it. She's now pretty much one of my BFFs. The rest, as they say, is history.

2. Your 5 impressions towards her?
.BIMBO!
.fashion-nuts.
.Mrs Marat Safin.
.Nazi.
.she puts up with me.

3. The most memorable things she has done for you?
I don't know... "Surprise" me with the rest of them at my birthday? Or that thing in Mid that nobody knows about.

4. The most memorable things she has said to you?
"It was a video of her losing and they titled it 'Mauresmo loses, hahaha..." Or something like that.

5. If she becomes your lover, you will...?
Probably commit suicide to escape the non-stop nagging.

6. If she becomes your enemy, you will...?
Buy her some haute couture thing to coax her back into being friends.

7. If she becomes your lover, she has to improve on...
She is not becoming my lover. Deal with it.

8. If she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
Probably cause I refused to wear a dress. Or she killed Amelie.

9. The most desirable thing to do to her is?
Squeeze her bun! Ohmyellen, you don't know how amazing that is!

10. The overall impression of her is...
She's absolutely awesome. She stands like a slut and has blow job lips, but I love her.

11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
That I'm an insolent, cocky asshole. Actually, I don't know. But I've been told that I'm an insolent, cocky asshole.

12. The character of you for yourself is?
I'm a nice person and people would see that, if they actually took the time to look.

13. What do you hate about yourself?
The fact that I can be really lame at times. I'm supposed to exude cool!

14. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Right now, Marie de Villepin.

15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something to them.
Thank you for your support, I know I can be a hue asshole at times, so really, thank you. And Dirtnote is working on holiday gigs for November-December, so please do come!

People to tag:
1. Aisyah Liliana.
2. Carmen Morales.
3. Chan Pik Ee.
4. Daphne Lee.
5. Eusoff Andrei.
6. Katrina de Rozario.
7. Suzanah Teh.
8. Wong Eu Jyn.
9. Corned beef sandwiches sound good.
10. I want Milo.

Who is no. 2 having a relationship with?
Me!

No. 3 a male or a female?
She's female, all right...

No. 7 and no. 10 were together, would it be a good thing?
Sure, as long as I get free Milo every day for the rest of my life.

How about no. 5 and 8?
Um, ew.

What is no. 1 studying about?
How to stalk her Kitty Kat?

Is no. 4 single?
Yeah.

Say something about no. 6...
She is awesome, insane fun and I wouldn't trade a moment spent (laughing my ass off or making her laugh her ass off) with her in Sydney for anything.

--dear mademoiselle amelie 03

Some questions, some answers...


You may say love is nothing; I say you’re right because love’s not a thing.
You may say that you’ll never belong to me; I say I have made you mine in my dreams.
You may say our whole lives are between us; I say human life is too short.
You may say that you don’t need love; I just say you have no time to do so.
You may say one can’t suffer for long time; I say I am someone who can.
You may say it’s just insanity; I say yes, love really is like that.
You may ask, "What will we be doing with all this?" I say, "We'll just see."


P.S. I just try to be an ideal sweetheart.



.amelia's tag cause she loves me so much.

Instructions: Remove one question from the above and add in your personal question. Make a total 20 questions and tag 8 people. List them out at the end of your post.Notify them in their cbox that they've be tagged.
a/n: I've already done this tag, so I'm replacing the twenty questions with totally random, fun ones.

1. What's your favorite song?
Right now? I would have to say Mayday Parade's Jersey.

2. Do you believe in god?
Helen and I have agreed that Ellen DeGeneres is god.

3. Cutest woman on TV?
That girl on Grey's Anatomy. Sara Ramirez. And Katharine Heigl. If you're talking about sports, then I have to say, Amelie Mauresmo.

4. Who would you pay the most to see?
I'm annoyed that you even need to ask! Amelie!

5. Ever done something so bad that you deny the fact that you did it even to yourself?
Uh, deny what? Hehehe.

6. What's one thing in your near future that you would change if you could?
Having to sit for my SPM next year. Shit, I tell you. And my exams are coming up.

7. If you were guaranteed an honest answer to three questions, what would you ask?
-Do you still love me?
-Tell me all about your life, Amelie.
-Will I ever achieve anything in life?

8. Who is your inspiration?
There are many, many people, but in life and in everything I do? I have to say Jaeda.

9. What are you thinking about?
Why am I not asleep at this hour.

10. What do you wear to bed?
Pajamas. I have loads, why don't you come over and inventory it yourself?

11. What are you most afriad of?
Amelie retiring! Haha, seriously? Uh, lizards. Yes, I'm a girly girl at heart.

12. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday!

13. Do you own a pair of Converse?
I own many pairs of Converse. Come over and inventory that, too.

14. Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?
Well, to tell the truth, I don't listen to the radio much. I have my MP3 player filled with good music.

15. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
It depends. If I'm in a hurry to get out of the house again, I just don't take them off.

16. Favorite name for a girl and a boy?
Seeing as my first daughter's gonna be Cayenne and my first son is gonna be Laith, there you have it.

17. What do you and your best friends like doing together?
Hanging out and acting the fool.

18. What song best describes your life right now?
Sugababes' Change. Yes, I actually listen to Sugababes, thankewverymuch.

19. Would you survive in prison?
I own the fucking Mafia.

20. What kind of music do you listen to?
Better music than you. I pride myself on my taste in music.

Friday, October 17, 2008

.misheard lyrics.

So, here are a couple of misheard lyrics from the members of Dirtnote... And yeah, we like to think that we're pretty funny.

Me: My days always dry up and blow away...
Naz: Lattes always dry up and blow away? Excuse me?
Me: My days, dumbfuck.
Naz: Oh. I knew that.

Naz: Deep as the sea goes...
Nick: Did you just say T-birds and seagulls?
Me: *laughs my ass off* You are so from PD.

Naz: And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed, they don't know my head is a mess...
Me: Yeah, it is.
Naz: What is?
Me: Your hair is a mess.
Naz: Uh, I was singing, "My head is a mess."

Me: What about "Cross-legged on the pull-out couch"?
Nick: Ew.
Me: What?
Nick: You just suggested "I was naked on the pull-out couch."
Me: Hahaha, I did not!

Naz: My mind is full of raisins...
Me: Eyh, if you're gonna sing My Song, sing it properly. It's "My mind is full of razors."

Me: And I fall on my knees, all my bras in your hands... Wait, who wrote that? And I have colorful bras, I'm not giving them away!
Nick: It's all my pride's in your hands, darling.

Nick: Honey, you are so country. It sounds like, "Yaylow lahns blaind together in mah eyes...."
(It's actually "Yellow lines that blend together in my eyes")

Naz: Kiss my eyes...
Me: Hahahahaha, that was funny!
Naz: What? What's funny?
Me: Kiss my ass! We can re-do that with kiss my ass!
Naz: Uh, I said "Kiss my eyes."

And I'll end with a quote from Ellen DeGeneres: "We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent!"

Thursday, October 16, 2008

...twilight

as you all probably know, I'm on team JACOBBLACKhotstuff! So, check this out. I nearly wet myself laughing.




and another one...


Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Way I Am

The Way I Am

If you were falling,
Then I would catch you,
You need a light,
I'd find a match,
Cause I love the way you say good morning,
And you take me the way I am.
Ingrid Michaelson's new album, Be OK, is out! I was smart and ordered it online and it came today! It was pretty much the best thing that happened all day. I fell in love with Ingrid's voice when I first heard her on Grey's Anatomy and I was like, "Whoa!" And Ingrid' pretty cute, too. She's got the Tina Fey glasses thing going on. Anyway, today I went over to Mel's house and we watched Butch Jaime (fucking funny, I tell you!), All Over Me, Gray Matters and Imagine Me & You. Also watched a little bit of Fingersmith, which is some Victorian-century (if I'm not mistaken) thing, and was really romantic. I loves Imagine Me & You, though. It was really funny and I ended up laughing my ass off all through the movie, while providing a running commentary. Mel wasn't too impressed, though, but I thought I was pretty funny.
If you are chilly,
Here take my sweater,
Your head is aching,
I'll make it better,
Cause I love the way you call me baby,
And you take me the way I am.
"Hey, _____?"
"Yeah?"
"Fuck you!"
Haha, that was funny. Anyway, this song is really short, it's barely a minute long, so I guess the post ends with this paragraph. Go download Little Rock Star by Lucinda Williams. And of, course, not forgetting the total insane awesomeness that is Ingrid Michaelson's The Way I Am. I'm embedding the video below just so you guys can see how awesome and just plain raw it is!
I'd buy you Rogaine when you start losing all your hair,
Sew on patches to all you tear,
Cause I love you more than I could ever promise,
And you take me the way I am,
You take me the way I am.




And for Amelie?
A-M-E-L-I-E,
Six letters, if they were six notes, what melody would be composed of them?
And if they were six colors, then what picture they’d be?
But just six letters before me and they describe you all:
They tell about feelingness, softness and charming soul,
They tell me more than one can see, their telling is your world.
And maybe this six letters’ set is like some six games’ you already have won?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

--dear mademoiselle amelie 02

Dear Mademoiselle Amelie,

Sometimes, there is a loss when you have won
And when you’ve lost – there is a win.
It’s not just complicated words,
It’s ones protecting pretty eyes from suffering.


Yours truly,
Stephanie Fernandez.

.voting.

Sarah Silverman. Keep it locked.




And Hilary Clinton is fucking Obama...



on voting...

.think b4 u speak.

Hilary Duff and Wanda Sykes speak out. Watch this. Not only is it funny, but you guys might learn a thing or two.

Some random woman I don't know...



Wanda Sykes...



Hilary Duff...




When did Hilary Duff get hot? And what can you call gay?
Well, maybe Ellen DeGeneres, Elton John, Amelie Mauresmo or Natasha Kai, hm?

.tina fey as sarah palin.

Vote Obama!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

.momma's tag cause she loves me so much.

.herself.
[01] Name: Stephanie-Jo Fernandez
[02] Nickname: Steph, Steph-ie, Ninny, and the annoying one that everyone calls me.
[03] Married: Not yet.
[04] Zodiac Sign: Monkeyy.
[05] Gender: Female
[06] Age: 16 (I know, I can't fucking believe it, either)
[07] High School: SMK Bukit Jalil.
[08] College: Berklee?
[09] Height: 5"5'
[10] Weight: 57kg? I don't know. Around there.
[11] Do you like yourself: Most of the time. I'm an asshole. Get over it and move on.
[12] Piercings: Ears only. Gonna add at the end of the year.
[13] Right or left: Righty.
[14] Are you a freak: I'm pretty damn queer. And proud to be.
[15] Hair: Long, straight, messy, black.
[16] Skin: Uh... Coffee-colored?
[17] Allergic: to homework, hip-hop and crappy Malaysian wannabe rock artists. Like that Ash dude. Get a haircut, man.
[18] What are you doing now: This tag.
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Read a book?
[20] What will you do 10 years later: Uhm, I'll be 26, right? Yeah, okay. Hopefully graduated. But I'll be a graduated fool! Yeah, like Anouk.

.her family.
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents. And dog. And fish.
[22] Siblings (including you): Aren't those in my other blog posts?
[23] Eldest: If you guys are that desperate to find out, go see for yourselves.
[24] Youngest: Refer to number 23.
[25] Love/hate your family: Hate, most of the time.

.her love.
[26] You found your another half: Isn't it other half? And yes, I have, but not the perfect soulmate one.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: Does Cadbury count? Seeing as I love him the most and all...
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: Amelie Mauresmo, duhhh...
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Uhm... *scratches head and starts counting* Okay, fuck it.
[30] Ever woo a boy/girl: Hahahaha, woo is a funny word! It makes me think of Kimberly Woo. Hahahaha.
[31] Anyone woo you before: Hahahaha, stop saying woo!
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Lots of times.
[33] What was/were the wrong you have done: Cheated, lied, got mad, the usual.
[34] Ever argue with your other half: No. Cause we're working on it.
[35] You were with your other half since: A long time. More than eight months or thereabouts. As for Amelie, I've loved for two years, I think. Since Wimbledon 2006.
[36] Are you straight/lesbian: I love Amelie Simone Mauresmo Whatthefuck is wrong with you?
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Amelie? Really, don't get me started.
[38] You and your other half in which stage: What the hell is a "stage"? We don't categorize things.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: Hehehehe, woo again.
[40] Ever think of marring him/her: Honestly? No. Amelie? Yes.

.friends and foes.
[41] Your first best friend: Helen and Carin. Forever and ever, amen. And the Nazis. And the NAZi. Haha. Oh, and Sarah, cause she's nice now. :)
[42] Your first enemy: Uh, that bitch from SK Puchong Jaya. She's ugly, too.
[43] The friend you love the most: Carin, la. Cause she's so sweet.
[44] The enemy you hate the most (1only): *thinks* Okay, got it. That bloody hypocritical homophobe who'll probably burn in hell and Vivien and I will murder some time soon.
[45] Your most beautiful girlfriend: I don't know. Me?
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: One that everyone knows? Kiran Jacob.
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Lalas. Bitches. Homophobes.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Lalas. Assholes. Male chauvinists.
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Who hasn't? Especially with me as their friend...
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Ew, no.
[51] If your friend backstabs you: Then I guess they're not my friend any more, are they?
[52] If your friend betrays you: Refer 51.
[53] If your friend woos your lover: Hehehehe, woo again! Nah, they won't. Amelie isn't exactly their type.
[54] If your friend falls in love with you: Ew.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: I won't. Easy.

.her studies.
[56] Are you a good student: Absolutely not? How could you even think that? Well, my Science is okay...
[57] You always done your homework/assignments: Never.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Pn. Filzah. And Naz, with regards to tennis.
[59] Always late to school/college: Four out of five days.
[60] Your class: Accounts, Econs, no Add Math or Commerce.
[61] You love your seniors: I am a senior, bitch!
[62] Senior who you love the most: I'll go with this year's form fives. Raksha!
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Awful. I fit right in.
[64] Excellent result classmate: Sue Theen, who looks like Jia-Wen.
[65] Laziest classmate: Gabriel Lee Chee Bai. Actually, it's Lee Chee Seng, but nobody cares.

.people.
[66] Smart people: Einstein, Natalie Portman, Hoh Li Chin.
[67] Stupid people: Ana Ivanovic, Maria Sharapova, Loke Pui Yan.
[68] Good looking people: Amelie Mauresmo, Vera Zvonareva, Dinara Safina.
[69] Ugly people: Serena Williams, the Indian dude in my class is just ugh (a lot of girls would kill me for that, but it's true), David Nalbandian.
[70] Funny people: Ellen DeGeneres, Sarah Silverman, Margaret Cho and me.
[71] Cute people: Marcus, Jaeda.
[72] Bad people: Nick, Eva.
[73] Honest people: I don't know... Carmen?
[74] Acting people: Amali. Fag. Jasrabiatul whateverhernameis.
[75] What kind of person are you: A funny one.

.she prefers.
[76] Lips or eyes: Amelie has no lips but great eyes. What do you think?
[77] Hugs or kisses: Both.
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller.
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous.
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Amelie has a great body, arms and stomach and legs. *drools*
[81] Listener or talker: Both, then maybe I might learn to listen.
[82] Romantic or rich: Amelie's both. She's rich, and she's French, so she's automatically romantic.
[83] Good husband or Good father: Good wife and good mother. :)

.her future.
[84] Age to get marry: Whenever I'm ready.
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Lots.
[86] Career: Musician. Professionally.
[87] Salary: A million a week? How about a million a day?
[88] Retirement age: 30.
[89] Properties value: Loads.
[90] Wishes: To marry Amelie.

.her victims.
.Amelia
.Kok Yin
.Amanda
.Amy

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Crush

Crush

I hung up the phone tonight,
Something happened for the first time deep inside,
It was a rush, what a rush,
'Cause the possibility,
That you would ever feel the same way about me,
It's just too much, just too much.
It feels like I haven't blogged properly in forever! Anyway, I went out today and bought two new slogan t-shirts! One of them is the usual "I.Q. Test" and the other is one of those Drink, Drank, Drunk ones that I kept seeing and never found. Found it today, so I bought it. Went to Mid with Naz for lunch and bitched about my father all through. We went to Chili's and Naz kept bringing up the "Chili's Dude" story. I pretty much wanted to hide my head under the table. Thank Ellen that Chili's Dude has stopped working there! We shared a burger and had one of those really awesome rib thingys. Then we walked around for a bit and I bought new pajamas from La Senza (they're so cute - the t-shirt has "Too tired to talk" on it). Then we walked around some more to the Gardens and had sago gula Melaka. It was kinda crappy, but this is coming from a girl whose mom is a Portuguese from A Famosa, so yeah. Went to Borders to look for a couple of books, but I had to place an order for it, so didn't want to. Fucked it and I'll meet mom after she finishes work and go to KLCC sometime this week and buy it at Kinokuniya.
Why do I keep running from the truth,
All I ever think about is you,
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized,
And I've just got to know,
Do you ever think when you're all alone,
All that we can be, where this thing can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love,
Is it real or just another crush,
Do you catch a breath when I look at you,
Are you holding back like the way I do,
'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away,
But I know this crush ain't going away.
Had to go for orchestra practice when I got back, and was a little late for that, but Mr. Wong didn't seem to mind. Oh, that reminds me. Mr. Wong's wife just gave birth to a little boy! I can't wait to see him. Hopefully he grows up tall, unlike Mr. Wong, who's kinda on the short side. Okay, at violin class, pretty much the only thing I do at violin class is look out for the hot violin teacher who looks like my dad's friend, Helen. This Helen lady is a tattoo artist and she's pretty much the coolest one out of all my dad's friends. She wasn't there, anyway, so I just sat down next to Calvin and played some new Violin Concerto piece. On the 22nd of December, I'll be playing at IPAC with my orchestra and I have to showcase a solo piece, so please do come. After class, there was something going on with my grandma, so we headed over to her place, just in time for me to watch my Dinara get beaten by my Vera. Was kinda sad for Dinara and was texting Naz pretty much the whole time. Naz doesn't like me feeling sorry for Dinara and says that Dinara wasn't biting her wrist, she was just wiping her sweat with a sweatband. Uh, sure...
Has it ever crossed your mind,
When we're hanging, spending time girl, are we just friends,
Is there more, is there more,
See it's a chance we've gotta take,
'Cause I believe that we can make this into something that will last,
Last forever, forever.
Oh, yeah, by the way, Helen told me to go to Dinara's website where I could find these totally cute pictures of her and Marat when they were little and ohmyEllen, they are way cute! I've just uploaded them to my new phone (yes, I finally got the Motorokr fixed, but I'm kinda stuck on my hardy little V3xx at the moment). Like, Marat's kinda squeezing Dinara and Dinara has this squashed face that's kinda worthy of Roger Federer (the ultimate squashed face man, but he has good hair), but they're both so, so cute. I also have a picture of Dinara as a little girl, with her mom, and she was a cute kid. I'm telling you guys, most of these butchy tennis players were really cute kids once upon a time. Christ, I wonder what's gonna happen to me, since I was an undeniably cute kid, haha. No, really, I was. Oh, oh, there's also this really cute picture, in more recent times, of Marat about to give Dinara a kiss at the French Open! Somebody remind me to send that picture to Bunwoman, since Marat looks really cute there, too, all clean-shaven and boyish and innocent and so not like the guy who smashes rackets and swears.
Do you ever think when you're all alone,
All that we can be, where this thing can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love,
Is it real or just another crush,
Do you catch a breath when I look at you,
Are you holding back like the way I do,
'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away,
But I know this crush ain't going away.
Okay, I'm currently reading Love Ruins Everything by Karen X. Tulchinsky. It's really good, about this Jewish girl (I swear, I'd convert to Judaism if I were given half a chance), Nomi, who's just broken up with her girlfriend and whatnot. You know, the usual crapandahalf about that. This is, this book isn't all pathetic crap like Among Other Things, I've Taken Up Smoking. It's funny, in a wisecracking sort of way. Another book I stole from Eva is Pink by Jennifer Harris, Skim by Mariko Tamaki and The IHOP Papers by Ali Leibegott. I'm gonna be pretty busy reading these over the holidays! And I'm going to Singapopre for book-shopping at the end of the year! Granted, it's not girly-shopping, but I get 500 Sing dollars to spend on booksbooksbooks and you can make damn sure that I've got a list! I definitely have to read Stealing Nasreen, because, according to some book club, Farzana Doctor is a literary genius. So much for my racism. Enough with the books. Just so you guys know, I was so bored before deciding to blog that I went throgh the WTA site and read Rennae Stubbs' and Lisa Raymond's blogs.
Why do I keep running from the truth,
All I ever think about is you,
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized,
And I've just got to know,
Do you ever think when you're all alone,
All that we can be, where this thing can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love,
Is it real or just another crush,
Do you catch a breath when I look at you,
Are you holding back like the way I do,
'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away,
But I know this crush ain't going away.

More later, since it's late and I'm exhausted,
Steph

Friday, October 10, 2008

--naziiii

Happy Birthday to my other favorite Nazi, Ms VivienTanWeiWen. How the hell you put up with my Amelie crapping is beyond me, as is why you agreed to go stalk her with me. Anyway, I tried to get you Marat Safin, but Dinara nearly beat me up. Geez. Some people... You'll just have to bear with the checkered Vans in size 6.


Thursday, October 09, 2008

...but then again...

I don't think I'll be supporting Dinara Safina after all. Bitch.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

...opinions and says

You direct a ball to the skies.
I opine: “Amelie’s agitated, that’s not very well.”
Your coach opines: “She made haste, therefore she made that mistake.”
Your girlfriend says: “This match is endless…”
The public says: “Damn!”
You say: “Merde!”


Good luck against Dinara, babe. I love you.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Friday, October 03, 2008

Bigger Than my Body

Bigger Than my Body



This is a call to the colorblind,
This is an IOU,
Stranded behind a horizon line,
Try to be something true,
Yes, I'm grounded,
Got my wings clipped,
I'm surrounded by,
All this pavement,
Guess I'll circle,
While I'm waiting,
For my fuse to dry.
So, I had a freaky-ass dream today. It was really freaky. And that's all I can remember. I know that the other day, I dreamed of Richard Gasquet. Now, that was a freaky dream. Anyway, enough with the dreams. Today, I had to have lunch with dad and one of his friends. Now, this guy, Francis, is the original asshole. I swear to Ellen, he is a total, utter, major, bloody fucking asshole. In the first five minutes I met him, he managed to insult me, two of my nicknames and my dog's name. What the fuck? Needless to say, I didn't talk much during lunch, I just ate my food and texted Helen. I don't have much patience for people like this. I mean, come on. This guy is my dad's friend. All my dad's friends adore me. They think I'm awesome. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? I know, I know, my ego is showing, self-praise is no praise, whatthefuckever. Jesus, is this dude blind or something? As egotistical as it sounds, I know how awesome I am, so fuck you.
Someday I'll fly,
Someday I'll soar,
Someday I'll be,
Something much more,
Cause I'm bigger than my body,
Gives me credit for.
Dad just pissed me off. As we all know, after you take away mom's, "She's Amelie's girlfriend." comments, I like Dinara Safina. In a way, she reminds me of me. Not the "I'm-fugly" way, but the big, butch, self-abusing kind of way. At times, I even feel sorry for her. All in all, I think she's pretty sweet. If she's not Amelie's girlfriend. Dinara has this thing where, if she hits a bad shot, she kinda, I don't know... scratches herself with a fingernail or bites her wrist or something. Anyway, after watching Dinara scratch herself, dad said, "Oh, look. She's just like you." and I said, "Leave me alone!" and my dad said, "Why? What's wrong with that? You think you could explain it to me?" and I said, again, very stupidly, "Leave me alone!" and dad kept blustering on and on about me hurting myself until I walked out of the room and mom said, "Okay, that's enough." Who the hell is he to ask me about hurting myself, when he's the one who can't fucking be bothered and hires Anna.
Why is it not my time,
What is there more to learn,
Shed this skin I've been tripping in,
Never to quite return,
Yes, I'm grounded,
Got my wings clipped,
I'm surrounded by,
All this pavement,
Guess I'll circle,
While I'm waiting,
For my fuse to dry.
Looks like I've found my new WTA crush, one I'll be obsessing over after Amelie retires. As much as you'll hate it, Helen, Dinara Safina it is. Ohmigod, then if Vivien marries Marat Safin and somehow I don't marry Amelie and have to marry Dinara Safina (who pings my gaydar like a police alarm), Vivien and I can have a double wedding, and oh, shit, we'll actually be related! But it's okay, Okay, let's see, shall we? Dinara Mikhailovna Safina (hot middle name, albeit more than a little complicated), born on the 22nd of April and she's only 22. She's the kind of girl you just want to hug, cause she looks so dumb. Jesus fucking Christ, she's six feet, two inches. I'll look like a dwarf next to her! At least it won't be so bad with Amelie, who's five feet, nine inches. Anyway, something about her and my Amelie (I'm getting ahead of myself here...): During the 2006 US Open, she reached a grand slam quarterfinal, this time losing soundly to Amelie Mauresmo, i.e., Steph's girlfriend.
Someday I'll fly,
Someday I'll soar,
Someday I'll be so damn much more,
Cause I'm bigger than my body,
Gives me credit for,
Cause I'm bigger than my body now.
Enough about whoever and whatever. I'll blog about my favorite subject. Me. Yeah, so, lately, Naz's put me on this total asshole bodybuilding program and so far, I've lost, like, 2kg. Big fucking deal. I lost more weight waking up late and not eating breakfast or lunch, but according to Naz, that's not healthy. Whatever. To top that off, I need a new haircut. This one is so glum and blah. I need something rocker-chick, androgynous and funky, but that I'll be able to tidy up for school and that's really low-maintainance. Or high-maintainance. Ever since I started straightening my hair, I'm used to the high-maintainance bullcrap. Nick says I should just fuck it and get a mohawk (I wish!), but Amelie probably wouldn't like me then. Dress-shopping and pedicure, anyone? Nick's got his spiky thing going on, Naz has the typical black-rocker dreads-braids-whatever and I have... what? Straight, rebonded, princess hair. Gah, fuck it, I really, really need a haircut.
Maybe I'll tangle in the power lines,
And it might be over in a second's time,
But I'll gladly go down in a flame,
If the flame's what it takes to remember my name,
Yes, I'm grounded,
Got my wings clipped,
I'm surrounded by,
All this pavement,
Guess I'll circle,
While I'm waiting,
For my fuse to dry,
For my fuse to dry.
ME: If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?
NAZ: I’d be a dragon just because most people wouldn’t be a dragon cause they’re not very cuddly.
ME: *laughs my ass off, loudly*
Someday I'll fly,
Someday I'll soar,
Someday I'll be so damn much more,
Cause I'm bigger than my body ,
I'm bigger than my body,
I'm bigger than my body,
I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for.

Dinara Safina <333
and the haircut I want.
Thoughts?
Steph

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

--and here we go again.

Where would you go if someone buys you an air ticket?
Uhm, right now? Moscow. Then I'd busk on the street with my violin so that I could follow the WTA tour wherever.
What's your favourite thing to do?
Go out, play tennis and I have rediscovered the joy of reading!
Do you think money can buy happiness?
Yeah.
If you were given a chance to receive something, what would it be?
Three guesses, people.
Things you can't live without?
My phone, cash, my laptop, internet and TV.
What are you afraid to lose?
My phone. Hee.
If you win $1 million dollars, what would you do?
Follow the WTA tour and find Amelie.
What do you dream of doing in the future?
Making music.
List down 3 good points about the person who gave you this survey...
...She's funny.
...She's weird.
...She says "Really? Wow!" in the most sarcastic way imaginable.
What makes you happy?
Watching Amelie on TV and hanging out with my girls.
What type of person do you hate the most?
You people should know, I'm a racist.
If you had a super power, what would it be?
I want to be invisible!
Would you go for happiness or money?
Money. Cause it can buy happiness.
Who do you think is the most important person in your life?
Me! Is that an answer? No? Okay, then, uh... Carmen and Mel. I'm sorry, I have two girlfriends. Hee.
If you have a boyfriend, would you die for him?
No, what a stupid question! He should be willing to die for me!
Who's the last person who hugged you?
Your boyfriend.
What is the one thing you want to do badly right now?
Listen to my new Ani DiFranco CD. It's called Red Letter Day and if Ani got any better, I would slit my wrists.
Who are you close to?
Helen, Carin, Vivien, Amy, Naz, Nick, Sarah.
Are you courageous enough to the person that you like him?
I don't get this.
If you could do one thing all over again what would it be?
Go for WYD. The people there were amazing.
Seven things that scare me:
...lizards. They're so disgusting and peverted.
...godma.
...Edward Cullen (U.G.L.Y.)
...Your mother.
...My mother.
...Church
...Sarah Palin.
Seven things that I like the most:
...Amelie Mauresmo.
...tennis.
...my phone.
...MUSIC.
...jamming with my band.
...playing the violin.
...being stupid on purpose.
Seven important things in my room:
...laptop.
...books!
...pictures of family.
...pictures of Amelie. (haha, that rhymes)
...clothes.
...boombox.
...accessories.
Seven random facts about me:
...I like pie.
...Vivien and I are going to stalk Amelie.
...I rarely cut my toenails.
...I can burp the alphabet.
...Russell Peters is not funny.
...I can sleep for 24 hours straight.
...I've gotten into more fights than I can count.
Seven things I plan to do before I die:
...stalk Amelie.
...go backpacking around the world.
...get a Ph.D.
...become more famous than Britney Spears.
...date Amelie.
...have kids.
...speak more than three languages.
Seven things I can do:
...I can tie the cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
...I can play better tennis than Osama.
...I can do stand-up comedy.
...I can beatbox.
...I play the violin, drums and guitar.
...I have a red belt in Tae Kwan Do.
...Make fun of people.
Seven things I can't do:
...run away.
...touch my toes.
...bomb your house.
...concentrate on anything for more than five minutes.
...listen to hip-hop.
...wear a dress.
...change my ways of being a racist.
Seven things I am attracted to in the opposite sex:
...nice eyes.
...being tall is a must.
...ability to make me laugh.
...good legs.
...does not flip up shirt collar or wear overly baggy jeans (you know the type where the crotch is at the guy's knees)
...is a feminist.
...not girlier than me.
Seven things I always say:
...fuck.
...asshole.
...shut the fuck up.
...Amelie!
...mmhmm.
...what the hell __________? (e.g., are you doing, is that)
...*insert racist joke here*
Seven people to do this tag:
.Sulekha
.Pik Ee
.Eu Jun
.Eusoff
.Amelia
.Benji
.Kok Yin