Shanna: It had some important decisions to make, so it ran away.
Nick: Its one true love was on the other side. What else could it do?
Naz: Its boyfriend didn’t like fat chicks, so it wanted to get some exercise.
Lionel: Shanna was on the other side of the road... naked... *passes out*
Jaden: I miss that chicken already... *sniff*
Shanna's mom: Young chickens shouldn’t cross the road all by themselves. What would people think?
Annika: It returned to the dark side, where it belonged.
Melissa H.: Little does it know what awaits it on the other side... *looks scary*
Eva: Come here, little chicken... that’s it, just a little closer... *chomping sounds* I love feathers.