So I can speak Spanish. So what do I do now?

"Steph, quisiera que usted me mirara. Sé usted trabaja difícilmente para mantenerse en una distancia de cada uno otro en el planeta, pero no está trabajando para usted más." (Steph, I want you to look at me. I know how hard you work to keep yourself at a distance from everyone else on the planet, but it's not working for you anymore.)
"Está trabajando muy bien." (It's working fine.)
"No, no es. Está debido a esto." *pone mi mano en su corazón y viceversa* "¿Autorización? ¿Usted siente esto? La mayoría de la gente no tiene esto. Esto es raro." (No, it's not. It's because of this. *places my hand on heart and vice versa* Okay? Do you feel this? Most people don't have this. This is rare.)
"¿Tan qué?" (So what?)
"Eso correcto. ¿Tan qué? ¿Tan qué si nada sale siempre de esto? ¿Tan qué si usted nunca actúa en él? Usted es así que convencido que tener una relación cerca de usted va a matarle." (That's right. So what? So what if nothing ever comes out of this? So what if you never act on it? You are so convinced that having a relationship near you is going to kill you.)
"¿Es incorrecto?" (Is it wrong?)
"Ése es porqué estoy con ella. Trabaja porque ella y yo estamos esperando fuera de nuestro tiempo, esperando el reparto verdadero para venir adelante." (That's why I'm with her. It works because she and I are biding our time, waiting for the real deal to come along.)
"¿Usted no piensa que ella y usted tienen el reparto verdadero?" (You don't think she and you have the real deal?)
"No. Ella no sabría cuál era el reparto verdadero si la mordió en el asno. Ella es así que perdido en su propia oscuridad que la piense tiene gusto de él en allí. ¿Pero usted sabe qué se coge para arriba? Es que usted y yo sabemos cuáles es el reparto verdadero. Lo vimos la primera vez que pusimos ojos en uno a. Usted no está viviendo su vida, Steph. Y si usted no toma ninguna riesgos, después le pudo también ser muerto." (No. She wouldn't know what the real deal was if it bit her in the ass. She's so lost in her own darkness that I think she likes it there. But you know what's fucked up? It's that you and I know what the real deal is. We saw it the first time we laid eyes on each other. You're not living your life, Steph. And if you don't take any risks, then you might as well be dead.)

.mercedes is a kick-ass artist.

Mercedes decided to do this while watching The L Word. It's Kate Moennig a.k.a. Shane. Yeah. The player.

And I decided to do this with my mad computer skills because I can't draw like that:

Ain't we the artists, though...?

player? who, me?

Ashley said...
"Have you ever noticed that when Steph enters a club or a bar or whatever where people know her, some person leaves crying?"

Bianca said...
"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing. Isn't that what you do?"

Kim said...
"Why do people always let you down? No matter how much you have done for them. Don't you find that to be true?"

Marcus said...
"Shane, do you know that boy? Why did he stick his middle finger up at you?"

Sam said...
"What about the possibility that I'm right about you?"

Morgan said...
"So, Steph, which guy kissed better last night? The cute dark one or the DJ?"

Adrian said...
"It's just - it's - it's really unbelievable, though, I just - that chick must have some kind of power or something. I've never seen a girl have that kind of effect on other people."

Sophie said...
"Steph, it's not fuck the world or make out with the world, it's HEAL the world."

Mercedes said...
"It's confidence, I'm telling you, it's because of her ass, she has the best ass in town and she knows it!"

Chris said...
"Te queiro."

I say...
Chris, I love you, too.
Mercedes, yeah, right. My ass is huge.
Mommy, I mean Sophie, I don't fuck.
Adrian, thank you, I know I'm smooth.
Morgan, it was the DJ.
Sam, you ARE right about me.
Marcus, that was the only male Ashley I know.
I'm not speaking to Kim.
Bianca, yes, I do whatever I want to do, but you shouldn't. You're only twelve.
Ashley, yes, I HAVE noticed and it's not my fault, dammit!

It's not my fault. I'm inno-fucking-cent.
If I knew how I do it, I'd give lessons to all you losers like Will Smith in Hitch!
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