"She's Amelie Mauresmo"

Okay, I officially have no life. This is to the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. As you proably guessed from the title, it's for Amelie. Personally, I think it's pretty good.

She's into competition,
Head raquets, tennis balls,
I feel a premonition,
Williams' sisters are gonna fall.
She's into new sensations,
New kicks at Wimbledon,
She's got a new addiction,
Out on the French nation.

She'll make you keep on watching,
that tennis match all over again,
even if Jelena won,
Yeah she does not feel the pain,
I guess she is insane...

Upside inside out,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She'll want another round,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
The clay court's devil red,
The match is a game of poker,
She beats 'Lena now,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She's Amelie Mauresmo.

US Open in New York City,
The grass court, what a thrill,
She's won the first 2 sets now,
Serena, lose she will.
She always drinks the water,
And thinks Hingis is so lame,
Once you've had a loss from her,
You'll never be the same,
Yeah, she'll make you go insane...

Upside inside out,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She'll always want another round,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
The clay court's devil red,
The match is like a game of poker,
She beats Ana now,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She's Amelie Mauresmo.

She'll make you keep on watching,
That tennis match over again,
Even if Serena won,
She does not feel the pain,
I guess she is insane.

Upside inside out,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She'll always want another round,
She's Amelie Mauresmp,
The clay court's devil red,
The match is a game of poker,
She beats Venus now,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She's Amelie Mauresmo,
She's Amelie Mauresmo...