The Scientist

The Scientist

Come up to meet you,
Tell you I'm sorry,
You don't know how lovely you are,
I had to find you,
Tell you I need you,
Tell you I've set you apart,
Tell me your secrets,
And nurse me your questions,
Oh, let's go back to the start,
Running in circles,
Coming up tails,
Heads on the science apart.
I've fallen in love with this song all over again. Isn't it beautiful? God, it's so sad, and sweet at the same time. Just look at the lyrics. My personal favorite line is, "Tenn you I set you apart." If a guy ever sang this song to me, I think I'd die. Then I'd come back from the dead and marry him, if he was hot and had a good voice. Hm, I wonder if Rafael Nadal or Richard Gasquet can sing. You know what, I don't even think Richard Gasquet would have to sing -- he could just say the words in that Frenchy French accent (sorry, I don't know how else to describe it) and I'd be his. I wouldn't even die, I'd hop into his arms and demand that he give me fat happy Chinese babies (yes, technically impossible, I know, but I can dream, and if you think I can't, shut up). That's another thing -- I want a happy, fat Chinese baby. Kinda like Leann when she was younger (she was such a fat Chinese baby, it was so cute. Happy, mmm, not so much.). I will have my happy, fat Chinese baby! Amy, I need you to start having sex with random Chinese guys now.
Nobody said it was easy,
It's such a shame for us to part,
Nobody said it was easy,
No one ever said it would be this hard,
Oh take me back to the start.
I taught Sunday School again this week, with Joyce and Benjamin. I fell in utter, total love with Mikhail and Jarrod. I want a son that looks just like Mikhail! That'll be um... *thinks* Kipling. We taught them action songs today, and the song lineup was as follows (sorry, I'm in a band and an ensemble -- song lineup is very important): Who is that Man, Pharoah Pharoah, Jesus is my Rock and the Crippled Man. While we were doing Who is that Man, Joyce had to go talk to Melisa for a bit, so I encouraged the kids to come up and shake Ben's hand, and you know what -- they did! It was so fucking cute, okay. This is what took place after the little boys lined up to shake Ben's and for the millionth time or so:
ME: *unable to keep a straight face* Hahahahahaha...
BEN: *serious face while the kids shake his hand* Do not provoke me!
I thought that was so funny. Ben's hilarious, but I forgot to look at his hands! Next week, then.
I was just guessing,
At numbers and figures,
Pulling the puzzles apart,
Questions of science,
Science and progress,
Do not speak as loud as my heart,
Tell me you love me,
Come back and haunt me,
Oh and I rush to the start,
Running in circles,
Chasing our tails,
Coming back as we are.
Guess what. Nick thinks, that when I get married, I won't be able to make it down the aisle without falling down and having sex with my other half. What an ass. This is why I'm having a beach wedding, in your face, Nick! The topic of weddings came up when mom's friend's daughter (they're Malays, my mom has a lot of Malay friends. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?) passed out her wedding invitations and you know what? the wedding if five fucking days long! What the fuckbucketsohmygod. Someone remind me to have a very small, short wedding on the beach. Sarah can do the ceremony, since she's the pastor's daughter, and everyone else can sit down and cry buckets. If I let you guys give a speech, you'd probably say something like,
"Ohmygod, do you even know Steph? Why the fuck are you marrying her? Quick, run while you can!" *Serena Williams drags you out, kicking and screaming*
And whoever it is stands up and looks at me, like the guy in the Katy Perry video. But I'm getting a little bit ahead of myself. You might also say something nice, like,
"Wow, congratulations, Steph. You're such a player, I can't belive you're finally getting married! Hey, (insert name here), do you know your wife's a player?" *enter Serena Williams*
Nobody said it was easy,
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part,
Nobody said it was easy,
No one ever said it would be so hard,
I’m going back to the start.

xxSteph

Oh, oh! Rome on the 5th! Come on, Ame.