.misheard lyrics.

So, here are a couple of misheard lyrics from the members of Dirtnote... And yeah, we like to think that we're pretty funny.

Me: My days always dry up and blow away...
Naz: Lattes always dry up and blow away? Excuse me?
Me: My days, dumbfuck.
Naz: Oh. I knew that.

Naz: Deep as the sea goes...
Nick: Did you just say T-birds and seagulls?
Me: *laughs my ass off* You are so from PD.

Naz: And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed, they don't know my head is a mess...
Me: Yeah, it is.
Naz: What is?
Me: Your hair is a mess.
Naz: Uh, I was singing, "My head is a mess."

Me: What about "Cross-legged on the pull-out couch"?
Nick: Ew.
Me: What?
Nick: You just suggested "I was naked on the pull-out couch."
Me: Hahaha, I did not!

Naz: My mind is full of raisins...
Me: Eyh, if you're gonna sing My Song, sing it properly. It's "My mind is full of razors."

Me: And I fall on my knees, all my bras in your hands... Wait, who wrote that? And I have colorful bras, I'm not giving them away!
Nick: It's all my pride's in your hands, darling.

Nick: Honey, you are so country. It sounds like, "Yaylow lahns blaind together in mah eyes...."
(It's actually "Yellow lines that blend together in my eyes")

Naz: Kiss my eyes...
Me: Hahahahaha, that was funny!
Naz: What? What's funny?
Me: Kiss my ass! We can re-do that with kiss my ass!
Naz: Uh, I said "Kiss my eyes."

And I'll end with a quote from Ellen DeGeneres: "We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent!"