--why did the chicken cross the road?

Steph: Shanna and I were THIS close to finally getting it together and now we're interrupted by a fucking CHICKEN?! Motherfucker.

Shanna: It had some important decisions to make, so it ran away.

Nick: Its one true love was on the other side. What else could it do?

Naz: Its boyfriend didn’t like fat chicks, so it wanted to get some exercise.

Lionel: Shanna was on the other side of the road... naked... *passes out*

Jaden: I miss that chicken already... *sniff*

Shanna's mom: Young chickens shouldn’t cross the road all by themselves. What would people think?

Annika: It returned to the dark side, where it belonged.

Melissa H.: Little does it know what awaits it on the other side... *looks scary*

Eva: Come here, little chicken... that’s it, just a little closer... *chomping sounds* I love feathers.

*shakes head*

Bodoh punya orang. :)