You're Gonna Die Soon

You're Gonna Die Soon

Can you blow your nose,
Can you tie your own shoe,
If you had Velcro once,
Would you even know what to do,
When you make a doody,
Is it in your pants,
Or trousers as they said in the day,
Are you mad because your grandson is gay,
Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray.
Okay, first week of school's started, and lots of stuff has happened already! Like, you know those two girls? I think everyone who's anyone would probably know who I'm talking about, once I lay down their nicknames. Let's call them... STD and Freeloader. A couple of days ago, a certain someone was telling me that STD had, well, STD, and I found that hilarious. That very night itself, I came across STD, and I swear, the only thing I could think of was, "STD, STD, STDSTDSTDSTDSTD..." over and over again, until I had this huge grin on my face. As for Freeloader, whatever, chica, you can screw me over as much as you like -- I don't give a shit. And I was always one step ahead of you, anyway. So, yeah, have a nice life, and uh, try not to contract an STD from STD. God, I am so witty.
When you clear your throat,
Is it really disgusting,
Does it go on for hours and miles,
You're gonna die soon,
You're gonna die soon,
It's not cold in here you're just dying.
Today, Rekha and I had this total debate about the virginity of Adriana Lima. I said she was, Rekha said she wasn't, blahblahblah. It was pretty funny, come to think of it.
ME: She is perfect, and a virgin!
REKHA: Eh, she got no ass!
ME: ...they can fix that now!
REKHA: *laughs* Oh, yeah...
*
REKHA: She's not a virgin, I've seen her porn!
ME: Uh, it could have been edited! She's a virgin, I tell you!
AJ: *randomly* Yeah, it could have been edited...
ME: See??? She's a virgin!
Rekha: *sarcastically* Yeah, yeah...
AJ: *backs away slowly*
You're gonna die soon,
You're gonna die soon,
You in the back you are dying soon.
Amelie's playing really well so far, but retired against her match to Marion Buttface. She's such a bitch, that Marion girl. She's French, she should have just let Amelie win, since *duh* Amelie's so much more fucking awesome than she is. Everyone was bloody surprised that Amelie wiped the court with Ana Ivanovic in 6-3, 6-2. I thought that was fantastic. Anyway, just a quick update for all my faithful readers (if there're any at all). I've got SPM this year and I'll be studying my ass off for once, since I want to get into ICOM, then go to Berklee the year after next, to meet hotties who can sing and hold a decent conversation with me. So, because of this, I won't be blogging much, as I'll only be online during weekends. But I promise to update every weekend, with two or three posts. And if I can sneak some time during the week for random quote posts, I will, no worries.
You're gonna die soon,
You're gonna die soon,
We're all gonna die,
But not as soon as you guys.
As for school, I've got a new English teacher, and she's nice enough. Still got Pn. Filzah (who's hot, according to half the male population in my class) for Science, and we've got Pardeep for History. Parvati is being unreasonable about Math exercise books and the school bookshop sucks as usual. Nobody's changed for Norani, and she still dreads teaching us BM -- sometimes I even feel sorry for her, and then she yells at me, and I stop feeling sorry. Have started English Lit again (cupcakes rock my socks), and Bible Knowledge. Ian and Ryan are both there, making the class very distracting. Teacher's not just boring, but boring and lame, so looks like I'll be putting my MP3 to good use for another year. Anyways, that's it for today, I've got to send of a couple of e-mails and whatever, so hopefully, another post tomorrow.
You're gonna die soon,
You're dying.

Lots of love (if you're Amelie),
Steph