10. Center court today, centerfold tomorrow.
9. Amelie Mauresmo's new girlfriend is a bigger story than the 17-year-old who was runner-up in Wimbledon last year.
8. That would explain why that woman in the soft porn movie from last night was holding a tennis raquet this afternoon.
7. Hookers are starting to dress like Maria Sharapova. (Sorry, just had to do this.)
6. People are actually tuning in to watch tennis.
5. Your Time magazine is where you left it but the Tennis issue keeps finding its way to your lover's desk.
4. Post match handshake - out. Post match French kiss - in.
3. No panties required.
2. More hot babes in Wimbledon than in Westminster.
1. Billy Jean King announces she's coming out of retirement.
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