player? who, me?

Ashley said...
"Have you ever noticed that when Steph enters a club or a bar or whatever where people know her, some person leaves crying?"

Bianca said...
"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing. Isn't that what you do?"

Kim said...
"Why do people always let you down? No matter how much you have done for them. Don't you find that to be true?"

Marcus said...
"Shane, do you know that boy? Why did he stick his middle finger up at you?"

Sam said...
"What about the possibility that I'm right about you?"

Morgan said...
"So, Steph, which guy kissed better last night? The cute dark one or the DJ?"

Adrian said...
"It's just - it's - it's really unbelievable, though, I just - that chick must have some kind of power or something. I've never seen a girl have that kind of effect on other people."

Sophie said...
"Steph, it's not fuck the world or make out with the world, it's HEAL the world."

Mercedes said...
"It's confidence, I'm telling you, it's because of her ass, she has the best ass in town and she knows it!"

Chris said...
"Te queiro."

I say...
Chris, I love you, too.
Mercedes, yeah, right. My ass is huge.
Mommy, I mean Sophie, I don't fuck.
Adrian, thank you, I know I'm smooth.
Morgan, it was the DJ.
Sam, you ARE right about me.
Marcus, that was the only male Ashley I know.
I'm not speaking to Kim.
Bianca, yes, I do whatever I want to do, but you shouldn't. You're only twelve.
Ashley, yes, I HAVE noticed and it's not my fault, dammit!

It's not my fault. I'm inno-fucking-cent.
If I knew how I do it, I'd give lessons to all you losers like Will Smith in Hitch!
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