.drunk people.

This is hifuckinglarious. I was going through my audio files today and I found something I'd forgotten all about. Check it. I was piss drunk, by the way. Good times...

JARROD: Steph, get it together. I'm gonna get you to bed.
STEPH: I though we already did that...
JARROD: No, we didn't. You passed out.
STEPH: Sor-RY.

If I remember what happened in my drunken state of mind, I THINK Jarrod hit the light switch and caught JD and Isabel together. Just so you know, Jarrod and Isabel were having an on-off relationship.

STEPH: Whoot!
JD: What the hell did you do to my cousin??
STEPH: Nothing, 'kayh?
JARROD: I guess I don't have to ask what you were doing with my girlfriend... It was pretty obvious.
JD: Maybe if you were a better boyfriend she wouldn't be looking at me.
JARROD: Steph's just using you to get to me.
ISABEL: Don't throw that at me!
STEPH: No, it's not what it looks like...
ISABEL: It's NOT? Because it looks like you've been getting dressed in the backseat of someone's Nissan.
STEPH (to Jarrod): Hey, isn't that what you drive?
JARROD: Steph, shut up.
JD: Hey, man, YOU shut up!
ISABEL: Both of you; SHUT UP. This is all SO wrong.
STEPH: Wait, no. Do you know what would make this so much more wrong? If Kim was here.
JD and JARROD: SHUT UP.
JD: Did this asshole get you wasted?
STEPH: No...

At this point, my parents came into the room. It was getting bad but looking back, it was funny. I don't know why, though. I got SO grounded.

MOM: Stephanie, are you drunk?!
STEPH: No. *big, psuedo-smile*
And then I puked. JD was nearly sick as well.
DAD: We'll take that as a yes.

Ah, the good old days when I was on good terms with everyone. I kinda miss them, really.